How sad my life is that even returning from a weekend trip to eastern Oklahoma makes me a little depressed. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to live there with all the toothless folk, I just loathe Oklahoma City the more I travel.
Okay, enough whining.
My favorite quotes from the float trip that I happened to save on my iPhone:
Floyd: "I've had my tongue up your ass so don't act like you don't know me!"
Matt: "Dann thought he sharted but he didn't."
Matt: "Never trust a fart over 30."
Unknown but I think Russell: "I went to vodka, I mean vacation bible school."
I had a really great time with a fun group for the most part. There were some lesbians with sticks up there ass next door to us and a couple incidents with some homophobes but nothing too dramatic went down. The paramedics only had to come to our bunkhouse once! Yeah, were that group.
I look forward to doing the trip again next year, if not sooner. Only next time I'll be sleeping in a better cabin/bunkhouse.
Edit: thought I should add one with me in it: