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Kim started taking the minutes at Sipango last Saturday evening after some sushi and wine at Sushi Neko:
8:15 - David - “She knows the story, but I’m hot, and she wants the dick.”
8:20 - David - Showing off his new Italian Leather boots, props one up on the table to display while exclaiming it has a zipper… meanwhile, Kim, Mel, Jac, and Hay cracking up because of the piece of toilet paper hanging from the bottom.
8:23 - Hayley - “That’s why I can’t get rid of men, my sex is on fire, gotta beat em’ off with a broom.”
David- (in response) “That’s called chlamydia, you should get a shot.”
8:44 - David - “I can country stwo tep!!!”
8:58 - David - Referring to the hot lesbian, “His (her) labia is hung like a moose!”
9:21 - Mel - Talking to Kim/Hay who are gawking at the hot lesbian, “Close your lips ladies, your other lips!”
9:23 - David - To Kim, “HEY! Just cause your dating a stump!!!”
We never seem to last very long before the minute taker is too drunk to continue...