How do I know this? Not from the 90+ degree weather or because it's June. I know this because:
- Matt and Justin tell me it's so.
- I have patches of sunburn in random parts of my body from where the sunscreen began to wear off though I applied the spray evenly every hour. My left shoulder, right ankle, the left side of my belly, and my scalp itch constantly.
- I'm drinking cocktails or (gasp) beer from plastic cups.
- Everyone makes fun of my Speedo. Like the homeboy suits my friends are wearing are stylish!
- I'm drunk on Saturday afternoon. Oh wait... that's just a normal weekend!
Trying to even out my "farmer's tan."
Justin and his money pasties.
Felicia McBushy. Eww.